Monday, December 5, 2016
Monday, March 7, 2016
Hats have, for some reason, been a mental obstacle for me. I think because I can't visualize how they will come together, my brain immediately throws them into the "omgimpossible" category. But 2016 is the year of conquering, so I chose to conquer my double-pointed-needles.
I came across this pin forever ago. It lurked in the back of my head for months and months. But I was afraid. I thought my skillz weren't evolved enough...I read different versions of the pattern and I was scared. Turns out, it was not my fault.
I took notes on my Ravelry page as I went. I did not, however, include all the "what the fuck?" moments I had.
**Basically, with the gray**
CO 2stsrow one: increased (kfb, k, kfb)row two: k across*do this until you have 22sts or its as wide as you want****switch to red***row "three": K acrossrow "four": slip the first st, then K across*keep going until its long enough*decrease (k2tog, k, k2tog) until its narrow as you want it to be. do whatever stitch you want for at least 4 inches, then increase again until you have 22/whatever sts.(The red I used for the body wasnt quite enough. I think at least 100g would be needed, maybe even 110g. I ended up using more of the gray. My fox has a long neck)Once it got to about the right length, I started decreases. I used k2tog, k, k2tog until it was the right size. I bound off, then crocheted a little back loop and stitched it down.
For the ears: (x2)Co 2stsKfb, k across each row until 12 sts.Bind offSew them on where ever.I plan on adding buttons for eyes.
What every damned picture I saw looked like
What mine looks like (with a little help from Thing #1)
What I Learned
I am easily frustrated when reading patterns. I need to work on my comprehension.
I am capable of "winging it"
I don't like the way wool tweed slides across my hand while knitting.
I don't really have to finish things in two days. I don't.
I like knitting triangles. KFBFTW.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Pinterest is the housewife's best frenemy. It is. You see these stupid-ass ideas and you decide that you have to try it! And sometimes they aren't awful. Like this one. It wasn't bad, actually...until the tiny human decides she doesn't like bananas.