I came across this pin forever ago. It lurked in the back of my head for months and months. But I was afraid. I thought my skillz weren't evolved enough...I read different versions of the pattern and I was scared. Turns out, it was not my fault.
I took notes on my Ravelry page as I went. I did not, however, include all the "what the fuck?" moments I had.
**Basically, with the gray**
CO 2stsrow one: increased (kfb, k, kfb)row two: k across*do this until you have 22sts or its as wide as you want****switch to red***row "three": K acrossrow "four": slip the first st, then K across*keep going until its long enough*decrease (k2tog, k, k2tog) until its narrow as you want it to be. do whatever stitch you want for at least 4 inches, then increase again until you have 22/whatever sts.(The red I used for the body wasnt quite enough. I think at least 100g would be needed, maybe even 110g. I ended up using more of the gray. My fox has a long neck)Once it got to about the right length, I started decreases. I used k2tog, k, k2tog until it was the right size. I bound off, then crocheted a little back loop and stitched it down.
For the ears: (x2)Co 2stsKfb, k across each row until 12 sts.Bind offSew them on where ever.I plan on adding buttons for eyes.
What every damned picture I saw looked like
What mine looks like (with a little help from Thing #1)
What I Learned
I am easily frustrated when reading patterns. I need to work on my comprehension.
I am capable of "winging it"
I don't like the way wool tweed slides across my hand while knitting.
I don't really have to finish things in two days. I don't.
I like knitting triangles. KFBFTW.